Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Excursion 19: Mansion of the Doomed & The Sorcerers

One doctor invents a hypnosis device with the best of intentions and another doctor harvests eyes from unwilling donors with the best of intentions.

Mansion of the Doomed (1976)
The Sorcerers (1967)

Monday, December 10, 2018

Excursion 18: Doctor Death & The House with Laughing Windows

Doctor Death gets really annoyed at a woman's spirit while a small village in Italy harbors a big morbid secret.

Doctor Death: Seeker of Souls (1973)
The House with Laughing Windows (1976)

Monday, December 3, 2018

Excursion 17: Tombs of the Blind Dead & Razorback

The Blind Dead rise from their tombs for the first time and a giant wild boar rampages through the outback. Both of which probably happen all the time...

Tombs of the Blind Dead (1972)
Razorback (1984)

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Excursion 16: I Drink Your Blood & Sole Survivor

Which is worse, death or rabies? Let's find out. It's 70s grindhouse gem vs. obscure 80s spookshow.

I Drink Your Blood (1970)
Sole Survivor (1984)

Saturday, November 17, 2018

Excursion 15: The City of the Dead, 13 Ghosts & The Beast Must Die

Whitewood's eldritch secrets haunt the present while a millionaire creates a hostage situation in search of a werewolf. As an added bonus, the guys also talk about a haunted house film filled to the brim with camp and gimmickry - Bring your Illusion-O Ghost Viewers!

The City of the Dead (1960)
13 Ghosts (1960)
The Beast Must Die (1974)

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Excursion 14: Castle of Blood & Lady Frankenstein

A man accepts a dare to stay in a haunted castle for the night and Frankenstein's daughter works out her issues in unhealthy ways.

Castle of Blood (1964)
Lady Frankenstein (1971)

Sunday, November 4, 2018

Excursion 13: Witchfinder General & Count Yorga, Vampire

Matthew Hopkins and Count Yorga terrorize their respective surroundings as we wax poetic about it.

Witchfinder General (1968)
Count Yorga, Vampire (1970)

Saturday, November 3, 2018

Excursion 12: At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul & The Brotherhood of Satan

Is the power of God any match for Coffin Joe's cruelty? Will children fall victim to a coven of the elderly? Who is the more blasphemous...

At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul (1964)
The Brotherhood of Satan (1971)

Sunday, October 21, 2018

Excursion 11: Captain Kronos & Mortuary

It's not every day you get to see a slasher movie where the weapon of choice is a trocar. It's also not every day you get to see a vampire movie where toads are part of the vampire hunter's arsenal. Let's get weird.
Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter (1974)
Mortuary (1983)

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Sunday, August 19, 2018

Ep. 9: Patrick Times Five

Telekinesis wreaking havoc courtesy of a dickhead coma patient gives way to five dickhead psychopathic kids killing moron adults.

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Ep. 8: Sorority Sisters

Margot Kidder has and evil twin and a sorority prank goes horribly wrong. Who did Hitchcock better?

Friday, April 13, 2018

Ep. 7: Beast of the Manchester Morgue

In this episode, we visit the re-animated dead in the English countryside and make a deal with the devil in the Philippines. Grab your bellbottoms and a...a...a...dog collar?

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Ep. 6: Nightmare in Slime

Foaming at the mouth sleaze bag slasher pairs up with indomitable cyclopean monstrosities.

Sunday, February 25, 2018

Ep. 5: Absurd Cathy

The little sister of Reagan and Carrie wreaks lethargic havoc and a mentally challenged person gets a chance to rip off Halloween.

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Ep. 4: 7 Golden Vampires Own the Dark

Paul Naschy and a group of bored elitists wank off during an epidemic while Peter Cushing teams up with kung fu masters to defeat Dracula for the 137th time!

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Ep. 3: Don't Go in Malatesta's House of Blood

Carnage at the carnival paired up with the charred remains of a nihilistic slasher with a flame thrower nasty.

Ep. 2: Cannibal This and Cannibal That

'Nam vets suffering from PTSD and an infection that turns them into cannibals and a serial killer slashing across a split screen.

Monday, February 19, 2018

Ep. 1: Who Can Kill a Messiah?

The first two flicks to be dissected on the slab are atmospheric shocker Who Can Kill A Child (1976) and the weird, psychotronic Messiah of Evil (1973).