Ep. 5: Absurd Cathy

The little sister of Reagan and Carrie wreaks lethargic havoc and a mentally challenged person gets a chance to rip off Halloween.

Ep. 4: 7 Golden Vampires Own the Dark

Paul Naschy and a group of bored elitists wank off during an epidemic while Peter Cushing teams up with kung fu masters to defeat Dracula for the 137th time!

Ep. 3: Don't Go in Malatesta's House of Blood

Carnage at the carnival paired up with the charred remains of a nihilistic slasher with a flame thrower nasty.

Ep. 2: Cannibal This and Cannibal That

'Nam vets suffering from PTSD and an infection that turns them into cannibals and a serial killer slashing across a split screen.

Ep. 1: Who Can Kill a Messiah?

The first two flicks to be dissected on the slab are atmospheric shocker Who Can Kill A Child (1976) and the weird, psychotronic Messiah of Evil (1973).