Excursion 72: Satan's Slave & Panic High School

This week on LNP. The gang plays fuck, marry, kill, Michael Gough's mustache, cusbands, being good at MATHS, and objectively funny translations. Wait, come again? You read correctly, we get downright silly with this one. You can bet we giggle like school girls. 

Satan's Slave (1976)

Panic High School (1978)

The Exploding Hearts - (Making) Teenage Faces

Excursion 69: The Innocents & The Exorcist

Well, it's another "Film School" edition of LNP as we're joined by Writer/Director Nicholas Meyer (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Time After Time, The Day After), and lay it all out with two absolutely fine film staples. Wow, we've really grown up and put our big kids pants on for this one!

The Innocents (1961)

The Exorcist (1974)

I Think of Demons - Roky Erickson (1980)

Excursion 63: Horror Express & Neon Maniacs

Uh oh, the bosses / overlords are here, and we gotta talk about old men corpse stories, Peter Cushing vs Christopher Lee, and autopsy gore and human water content. Jason & Mike from Attack of the Killer Podcast join us for a nice and juicy discussion. 

Horror Express (1972)

Neon Maniacs (1986)

The Pagans - Eyes of Satan

Excursion 62: Deranged & Tenement

Well it's Christmas in July and we've got a fat, juicy, heifer of an episode for you. Joined by the esteemed writer/critic Samm Deighann, we unpack what it's like to record commentary on vintage porn, discuss "John Carradine Syndrome", share all sorts of serial killer knowledge, and make a bunch of dead kid jokes along the way.

Deranged (1974)

Tenement (1985)

Siouxsie and The Banshees - New Skin

Excursion 59: Savage Streets & Shriek of the Mutilated

Funny Man Joe Moore joins us to discuss girl gangs, bear traps, and Eddie Money Summer Camp, in what proves to our most technically challenged episode in the history of our show. Trigger-warning: this one sounds like shit. For fans of low-fi music, vinegar syndrome stricken film prints, and foggy VHS hiss, we present to you the podcast equivalent. ENJOY!

Savage Streets (1984)

Shriek of the Mutilated (1974)

John Farnham - Justice for One

Excursion 57: When a Stranger Calls & Cannibal Mercenary

Erica (Customers Also Watched) joins us again to pick apart & review a classic 70's urban legend and an absolutely gonzo piece of Nam-sploitation from Thailand. Truly, two movies that have nothing to do with each other. What is wrong with us?

When a Stranger Calls (1979)
Cannibal Mercenary (1983)
Negative Trend - Mercenaries

Excursion 56: Don't Look in the Basement & The Devils

The goons of LNP are joined Ed & Dan from The Good Friends Reading Club Podcast to discuss exploding actors, alcoholic shakespeareans, and a movie that might just be way too quality for this podcast. 

Don't Look in the Basement (1973)

The Devils (1971)

Sister Irene O'Connor - Fire

Excursion 53: God Told Me To & Ruby

A bizarre series of NY killings takes a bizarre sci fi turn and a murdered gangster takes revenge via possession on drive-in employees. Find out which film was a box office success and which one was not...

God Told Me To (1976)
Ruby (1977)

Outro: Grave Pleasures - Mind Intruder

Excursion 52: Lifeforce & Inquisición

The gang returns after a brief hiatus! Joined by our friend Erica of Customers Also Watched, we tackle a sci-fi horror spectacular, an under seen Witch-Hunter flick, and as juicy bonus content, spend a lot of time discussing Richard Stanley's Hardware.

Lifeforce (1985)

Inquisición (1977)

L.O.T.I.O.N. - Hardware

Excursion 49: Torso & Darkness

90s November wraps up 4 weeks late as a psychosexual killer is on the loose and something evil is discovered in the heartlands of the USA! We even spend some time on True Crime Corner!

Torso (1973)
Darkness (1993)
Repuslion - Bodily Dismemberment

Excursion 47: Death Dream & Cube

90s November continues with a wonderful trip down memory lane accompanied by an articulate, intelligent, and allegorical exploration of post-war PTSD...right...

Deathdream (1974)
Cube (1997)

Excursion 45: Fright Night, Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark, & Pit And The Pendulum

Closing out the season with our annual Halloween triple feature, we discuss crappy remakes, Vincent Price vs Oliver Reed, & the preferred soundtracks for seducing partners to bed. This is a packed one!

Fright Night (1985)
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (1973)
Pit and the Pendulum (1961)

Excursion 44: The Curse of Frankenstein & Asylum

On our third October season episode we tackle 2 movies from England's heavy hitters of horror, Hammer and Amicus. No one will be spared on this night of murder and madness.

The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
Asylum (1972)

Excursion 42: Dead & Buried, & The Blood on Satan's Claw

Tis' the season of transition, and to celebrate, the gang tackles a gloomy drive-in classic & one last ode to The Summer of Blood. Join us as we prepare for the season of witchcraft and gather our satanic harvest. Oh, and Whovians rejoice, Jonathan is back, and it's 6 Degrees of Whovian Nation.

Dead & Buried (1981)
The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971)

Excursion 41: Evild Dead Trap & The Blood Spattered Bride

SUMMER OF BLOOD comes to a bittersweet end in our most intellectual episode to date. We're missing a Jonathan, but are joined by Erica from Customers Also Watched. This week, we discuss supernatural snuff films, vampire love affairs, female lib, and the "Allegory of the Cave."

Evil Dead Trap (1988)
The Blood Spattered Bride (1972)

Excursion 39: StageFright & Invasion of the Blood Farmers

SUMMER OF BLOOD

Another blood soaked episode in our Summer of Blood. And we brought company! Mike and Jason from Attack of the Killer Podcast join us to discuss owl headed killers and blood thirsty druids posing as "farmers."

StageFright (1987)
Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972)

Excursion 38: The Crazies & Blood for Dracula

Summer of Blood

A US Army biological weapon turns people into homicidal maniacs and Count Dracula tries out Italian cuisine in this Summer of Blood installment.

The Crazies (1973)
Blood for Dracula (1974)

Excursion 36: Satanico Pandemonium & Beast of Blood

Summer of Blood

The summer of blood continues as we witness a nun work through some issues and we leave Blood Island behind. So much blood.

Satanico Pandemonium (1975)
Beast of Blood (1970)

Excursion 32: Eaten Alive & Amuck

On this episode we take a trip to the bayou and to a European island. Funny how death is just everywhere.

Eaten Alive (1976)
Amuck (1972)

Excursion 30: The Devil's Rain & The Pack

In this episode we hang out in the desert with an eyeless devil cult and take a vacation on an island with very angry dogs. Interestingly a hose would work in either case.

The Devil's Rain (1975)
The Pack (1977)