Excursion 72: Satan's Slave & Panic High School

This week on LNP. The gang plays fuck, marry, kill, Michael Gough's mustache, cusbands, being good at MATHS, and objectively funny translations. Wait, come again? You read correctly, we get downright silly with this one. You can bet we giggle like school girls. 

Satan's Slave (1976)

Panic High School (1978)

The Exploding Hearts - (Making) Teenage Faces

Excursion 70: Winterbeast & Bone Sickness

Yeah, that's right! We're back at it and instead of a guest, we have a guest 2.0. We're honored to be joined, permanently, by thee Master Curator of "All We Want is Sleaze", Mike Giallogrind. We straight up DEGEn and get down with two video-era "drive-in" obscurities that are way too stupid and obscure for you to know already. Prestigious guests aside, this the podcast for mutants. Trigger warning: New England accents.

Winterbeast (1991)

Bone Sickness (2004)

Slaughter and the Dogs: Boston Babies

Excursion 69: The Innocents & The Exorcist

Well, it's another "Film School" edition of LNP as we're joined by Writer/Director Nicholas Meyer (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Time After Time, The Day After), and lay it all out with two absolutely fine film staples. Wow, we've really grown up and put our big kids pants on for this one!

The Innocents (1961)

The Exorcist (1974)

I Think of Demons - Roky Erickson (1980)

Excursion 65: Basket Case, A Feature Presentation

What?!?! Another certified episode with super cool guests for a show that's only for the degenerate nerds? Can you believe it!? Real Hollywood screenwriters & siblings Madeline & Dylan Meyer join us to talk about the infamous 42nd St classic, Basket Case. That's right! It's another Feature Presentation episode of LNP! On this episode we tackle parenting, siblings, 42nd st, "head brothers & crumb men", and real Hollywood behind the scenes insider info. What's in the basket?

Excursion 64: Frogs & Alien From the Deep

Writer & Scream Magazine contributor, Bryan Clark, joins us again for a journey into the swamps of Florida, and the exotic jungles of South Eastern Asia to uncover the truth. Who is the true monster? Frog, or Deep Alien?

Frogs (1972)

Alien From the Deep (1989) 

Bauhaus - The Man With the X-Ray Eyes

Excursion 63: Horror Express & Neon Maniacs

Uh oh, the bosses / overlords are here, and we gotta talk about old men corpse stories, Peter Cushing vs Christopher Lee, and autopsy gore and human water content. Jason & Mike from Attack of the Killer Podcast join us for a nice and juicy discussion. 

Horror Express (1972)

Neon Maniacs (1986)

The Pagans - Eyes of Satan

Excursion 62: Deranged & Tenement

Well it's Christmas in July and we've got a fat, juicy, heifer of an episode for you. Joined by the esteemed writer/critic Samm Deighann, we unpack what it's like to record commentary on vintage porn, discuss "John Carradine Syndrome", share all sorts of serial killer knowledge, and make a bunch of dead kid jokes along the way.

Deranged (1974)

Tenement (1985)

Siouxsie and The Banshees - New Skin

Excursion 61: Sugar Hill & The Oily Maniac

Whelp, we have another intellectual episode when Liam (from Rough Cut Fan Club, Cinepunx, & Horror Bussiness) joins us to discuss Radical Blaxploitation and Hong Kong Incells. Yup! Here we are again, and you're with us.

Sugar Hill - 1974

The Oily Maniac - 1976

Supernatural Voodoo Woman - The Originals 

Excursion 60: The Lift & Redneck

Friend Richard from Bad Rad Movies podcast joins us to discuss Goo Chips, The Elevator Repair Industry, Muzzy Language Courses, large dicks, more dicks, displaced Rednecks, and Franco Nero's career, all on a very special episode of LNP. We love you. 

The Lift (1983)
Redneck (1973)
16 Horsepower - Black Soul Choir

Excursion 59: Savage Streets & Shriek of the Mutilated

Funny Man Joe Moore joins us to discuss girl gangs, bear traps, and Eddie Money Summer Camp, in what proves to our most technically challenged episode in the history of our show. Trigger-warning: this one sounds like shit. For fans of low-fi music, vinegar syndrome stricken film prints, and foggy VHS hiss, we present to you the podcast equivalent. ENJOY!

Savage Streets (1984)

Shriek of the Mutilated (1974)

John Farnham - Justice for One

Excursion 57: When a Stranger Calls & Cannibal Mercenary

Erica (Customers Also Watched) joins us again to pick apart & review a classic 70's urban legend and an absolutely gonzo piece of Nam-sploitation from Thailand. Truly, two movies that have nothing to do with each other. What is wrong with us?

When a Stranger Calls (1979)
Cannibal Mercenary (1983)
Negative Trend - Mercenaries

Excursion 56: Don't Look in the Basement & The Devils

The goons of LNP are joined Ed & Dan from The Good Friends Reading Club Podcast to discuss exploding actors, alcoholic shakespeareans, and a movie that might just be way too quality for this podcast. 

Don't Look in the Basement (1973)

The Devils (1971)

Sister Irene O'Connor - Fire

Excursion 50: Rabid & Christmas Evil

Happy Holidays! Fashionably late, the gang talks plastic surgery disasters, psychoanalyzes a Santa Clause fetish, and, for our 50th episode, answers an AMA provided by our good friends and listeners! 

Rabid (1977)

Christmas Evil 1980

Rigor Mortis - Foaming at the Mouth

Excursion 49: Torso & Darkness

90s November wraps up 4 weeks late as a psychosexual killer is on the loose and something evil is discovered in the heartlands of the USA! We even spend some time on True Crime Corner!

Torso (1973)
Darkness (1993)
Repuslion - Bodily Dismemberment

Excursion 48: Alligator & Ebola Syndrome

It's giant animal vs maniac patient zero! Crowd-pleasing creature feature vs one of the most deplorable movies ever made! Jonathan vs the English Language! Who's the biggest and baddest monster!?!? This one's got it all! 

Alligator (1980)
Ebola Syndrome (1996)

Excursion 47: Death Dream & Cube

90s November continues with a wonderful trip down memory lane accompanied by an articulate, intelligent, and allegorical exploration of post-war PTSD...right...

Deathdream (1974)
Cube (1997)

Excursion 46: Planet of the Vampires & The Resurrected

90s November kicks off with an eerie atmospheric classic and contentious straight to video nightmare. Together, the gang figures out how to make Joe raise his voice!

Planet of the Vampires (1965)
The Resurrected (1991)

Excursion 45: Fright Night, Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark, & Pit And The Pendulum

Closing out the season with our annual Halloween triple feature, we discuss crappy remakes, Vincent Price vs Oliver Reed, & the preferred soundtracks for seducing partners to bed. This is a packed one!

Fright Night (1985)
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (1973)
Pit and the Pendulum (1961)

Excursion 43: Trick or Treat & The Brainiac

Richard from Bad Rad Movies joins us to discuss the finer things in life like horror, metal, farts, and most importantly, two movies that have absolutely no business being paired together. 

Trick or Treat (1986)
The Brainiac (1962)

Excursion 41: Evild Dead Trap & The Blood Spattered Bride

SUMMER OF BLOOD comes to a bittersweet end in our most intellectual episode to date. We're missing a Jonathan, but are joined by Erica from Customers Also Watched. This week, we discuss supernatural snuff films, vampire love affairs, female lib, and the "Allegory of the Cave."

Evil Dead Trap (1988)
The Blood Spattered Bride (1972)